CHARLIE

He nails his marks
After nights of excess
He has an ego
The size of Texas
His career is becoming
The Great Train Wrecxas
Whoever can I mean?
It’s Charlie Sheen

The power of his mind
Can take him far
He’s a genuine bona-fide
Rock star from Mars
He drives extremely
Snazzy cars
Young Charlie Sheen

At two mil an ep
He’s underpaid
Got pornstar girlfriends
When he wants to get laid
He has it made
In the shade
That Charlie Sheen

He delivers his message
With violent love
Like an iron fist
In a velvet glove
Says, “Haim, take this job
And shove...”
He’s Charlie Sheen

You can’t process him
With a normal brain
All the fools and trolls
Crack under the strain
Come in, Charlie
It’s beginning to rain
Hey, Charlie Sheen